Mujhe sab patta hai

Teacher: hamesha kaho ki
mujhe sab pata hai...
.
Pappu at home : Papa
mujhe sab pata hai .
.
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee
le aur chup
rehna.
Aunty to bas milne
aati hain.
.
Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab
pata hai.
.
Mummy : beta ye 100
ruppee le aur
chup rehna.
Raamu kaka to
room saaf
karte hain bas.
.

Pappu (nokar se): Raamu
kaka mujhe
sab pata hai .
.
Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne
ke baad bhi
"apne baap ke gale nahin
lagega
pagley"..
.
.
OR Agar tumhe sab pata chal gaya toh