Har ek friend kameena hota hai

"HAR EK FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI"
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Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha.
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Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya.
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kal
aake le jaoonga".
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Dusre din gaya.
Maal vahan nahin tha.
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano wo kuch nahin janta.
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Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha.
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Chor Bola"isko puchh maal kahan
hai bata de nahin to shoot kar dunga."
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Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola
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"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske niche."Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya.
Usne Dost se puchha
"Kya bolta hai ??
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Dost: "Bolta hai goli marde. Main
nahin bataunga..
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