Beemaar papuu

Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
.
Santa:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
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phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
.
Santa:- abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu
.

Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur bola:- haan bol tu kaun hai.....??
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Santa:- ji mai "Bimaar" hu..2 din se tezz bukhar hai.